Happy Halloween

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit.

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?' Cos everyone was a goblin.

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.

Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A blood hound.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?A dead ringer.

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!

Who was the most famous French skeleton?Napoleon bone-apart.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.