Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit.

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?' Cos everyone was a goblin.

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.

Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A blood hound.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?A dead ringer.

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!

Who was the most famous French skeleton?Napoleon bone-apart.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.

3 comments:

Diana Leitner and Donna Cedergreen said...

TOOOOOO-funny!!! Happy Halloween! XO Diana

Florence said...

Oh my gosh that was so funny, good job. Hugs and safe Halloween. Florence

MODERN Prairie Girl said...

perfect jokes for me to put in the girls' lunches! Thanks!
'Had a blast with you Thur. :)
ox
L