Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?' Cos everyone was a goblin.
Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A blood hound.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?A dead ringer.
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!
Who was the most famous French skeleton?Napoleon bone-apart.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
3 comments:
TOOOOOO-funny!!! Happy Halloween! XO Diana
Oh my gosh that was so funny, good job. Hugs and safe Halloween. Florence
perfect jokes for me to put in the girls' lunches! Thanks!
'Had a blast with you Thur. :)
ox
L
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